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XRP "Time Traveler" Predicted $73,000 With Navy SEALs Guarding His Future Compound. XRP Closed 2025 at $1.85.

Posted March 07, 2026

"73k XRP is coming. I want you to remember my face. I want you to know who told you what was coming. I want you to know who you should have listened to. I will have Navy SEALs patrolling my property in the mountains."

— "Time Traveler" (@Traveler2236), XRP Influencer

May 7, 2025

What Actually Happened

When you claim to know the future, you better deliver. The enigmatic crypto influencer known as "Time Traveler" didn't just predict XRP would moon — he predicted a 3,400,000% increase to $73,000, complete with cinematic flair about Navy SEALs protecting his mountain compound. At the time of his prophecy, XRP was trading at $2.14. It peaked at $3.66 in late 2025 — impressive, but roughly $72,996.34 short of his target. It closed the year at $1.85. His post was later compiled alongside other failed 2025 XRP predictions ($750, $5,769, $100, $1,200) by community member King Vale, who charitably described the collective group as "fake super clowns." The Navy SEALs, we assume, found other work.

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